After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
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ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
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Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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