ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
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