she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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