3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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