Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
it glows. i had to have it.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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