if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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