before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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