he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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