Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
Randomize