Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
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He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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