Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
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Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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