how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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