Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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