i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
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I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
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