Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
They took my balls.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
Randomize
