He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
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