Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
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