ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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