the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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