i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
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