I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
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Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
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Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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