Me. At least after what I've been through.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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