Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
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she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
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being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping