You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
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He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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