dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
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Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
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