you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
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Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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