just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
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Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
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I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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