Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
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There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
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2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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