Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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