Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
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im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
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I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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