Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Come on in and take your pants off
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