come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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