dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
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So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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