I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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