I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
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Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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