Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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