I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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