like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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