come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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