cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
My dad just asked if I could bring snacks to jail this weekend. Like what does he think this is, some type of adult play date?
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
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