You really coming over, don't trick.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Pants are for mortals
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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