God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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