You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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