Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
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no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
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I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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