I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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