Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Someone shit on the floor
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
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I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
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In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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