She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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