So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
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OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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