Three words: puerto rican gang bang
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
nutella sex= disaster
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This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
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