so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
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I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
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How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
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