I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
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I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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