"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Pants are for mortals
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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