To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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